Homer: God bless those Pagans.
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Gil: Oh no! Not today, not to Gil! I could feel that sale. I was in the zone!
Principal Skinner: Oh children, I’m sure that Utur is around here somewhere. heh heh. In fact, isn’t there a little Utur in all of us?? HA HA! In fact, couldn’t you say that we just ATE Utur and he’s in our stomaches right now?!? HAHAHAHA! No…wait. Forget I said that last one.
Homer: Listen to ’em. Watchin’ my television. Sittin’ on my couch. You better not be in my ass groove!
Nursing home nurse: Come on, Bart. We don’t want to over stimulate these people. They just had pudding.
Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns.
Ticket Master: First name?
Homer: I don’t know.