Homer: God bless those Pagans.
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Bart: What do you need church shoes for? Jesus wore sandals.
Homer: Well, maybe if he’d had better arch support, they wouldn’t have caught him.
Grandpa: I haven’t felt this relaxed and carefree since I was watch commander at Pearl Harbor.
Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan!
Bart: Ah, man! I’m only ten and I already have two mortal enemies!
Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum!