Homer: God bless those Pagans.
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A dog like that you have to feed EVERY DAY.
Burns: Honestly, Smithers, I don’t even know why Harvard continues to show up. Why, they barely even won.
Marge: Is everything okay? I got worried when I didn’t hear any shots.
Milhouse: I can’t go on. You two go ahead. And carry me with you.
Marge: Now, how are we going to get my Homey back?
Willy: I’ll kidnap him for fifty, deprogram him for a hundred, and kill him for five hundred.
Marge: No, no, no. Just the first two.
Willy: Alright. I’ll throw in the killing for free.