Homer: Marge, we had a deal. Your sisters don’t come here after six and I stop eating your lipstick.
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Smithers: Sir, there may never be another time to say… I love you, sir.
Burns: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward.
Homer: Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that so called ‘Volunteers’ don’t even get paid?
Homer: Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer’s Brain: Uh-oh, what did that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one!
Homer’s Brain: Swish!
Shelbyville man: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look.
Homer: Stupider like a fox!