Homer: Okay it’s the standard Grandpa Drill, everyone into the cellar!
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Lisa: Dad, what’s a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it’s not quite a mop, it’s not quite a puppet, but man… (laughs hysterically) So to answer your question, I don’t know.
Comic Book Guy: Last night’s ‘Itchy and Scratchy Show’ was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured, I was on the internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.
Homer: Every time I learn something new, a little of the old gets pushed out of my brain. Remember that time I took that wine making course and forgot how to drive?
Marge: You were drunk!
Homer: And how.
Jebadiah Springfield: A Noble Spirit Embiggens the Smallest Man.
Homer: Can’t talk … eating.