Lisa: I’m impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.
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Passerby: Well do us all a favour and invent yourself some underpants!
Burns: I know I should be resisting but I’m paralized with rage…and island rhythms.
Homer: In high school I was voted most likely to be a mental patient, hillbilly, or chimpanzee.
Moe: If this gets out, the next words you say will be muffled by your own butt.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, use the amnesia ray on him.
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr. Burns: Yes. And wipe your own memory clean when you’re done.