Lisa: I’m impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.
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Homer: Aww there’s only one beer left and it’s Bart’s!
Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the womanand you’ll realize you have nothing in common.
Homer: Barney, that’s so insightful — how did you come up with it?
Barney: It was printed on this bar napkin.
Lisa: I think it’s ironic that it was dad’s weight that allowed him to plug the hole, while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it’s ironic that for once dad’s butt prevented the escape of toxic ga-
Homer: Marge, can we trade? I don’t trust these guys.
Marge: Well, Ralph, you sound like a very imaginative little boy.
Ralph: Waahh! She touched me in my “special area”.