Lisa: I’m impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Grandpa: Ow! Today’s grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.
Mr. Burns: I bring looove!
Crowd: Kill it!
Smithers: No, wait! It’s Mr. Burns!
Willie: Aww, it’s Mr. Burns…Kill it! Kill it!
You came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,
You kissed me and stopped me from something…
Smithers: Sir, there may never be another time to say… I love you, sir.
Burns: Oh, hot dog. Thank you for making my last few moments on Earth socially awkward.