Flanders: I’ve done everything the bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.
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Marge: There’s no shame in being a pariah.
Homer streaks through the kitchen
Patty: There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.
Homer: The human wang is a beautiful thing.
Grandpa: Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.
Homer: Donuts … is there anything they can’t do?