Flanders: I’ve done everything the bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.
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Lisa: What’s inside of you?
Nelson: I dunno. Guts…Black stuff… And about fifty Slim Jims.
Homer: OOoooo! Look at me Marge! I’m making people happy! I’m the magical man from happy land! In case you couldn’t tell, I was being sarcastic!
Marge: Well, duh.
Gil: Oh no! Not today, not to Gil! I could feel that sale. I was in the zone!
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Grandpa: Ow! Today’s grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.