Flanders: I’ve done everything the bible says. Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff.
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Kent: Would you like to hear my award-winning secret? Try public interest stories, they target the heart and fog the mind.
Smithers: If Mr. Burns wants to see a stranger he will look at him through a high-powered telescope.
Burns: Smithers, what’s going on? How dare you interrupt my lime ricky?!
Homer: Why won’t you be art?!
Bart: What’s everyone’s problem? I’m glad we’re stranded. It’ll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We’re gonna live like kings. Damn hell ass kings!
Homer: Could you open the window? The cops have daddy’s prints on file.