Jebadiah Springfield: A Noble Spirit Embiggens the Smallest Man.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
Homer: Gotta go, Mo. My idiot kids are listening.
Bart & Lisa: HEY!!
Homer: I like my beers cold and my homosexuals flaming.
Superintendant Chalmers: How come when I heard the word ‘school’ followed by the word ‘exploded’ I immediately thought of the word SKINNER!?
Homer: Aww there’s only one beer left and it’s Bart’s!
Barney: Your infatuation is based on a physical attraction. Talk to the womanand you’ll realize you have nothing in common.
Homer: Barney, that’s so insightful — how did you come up with it?
Barney: It was printed on this bar napkin.