Comic Book Guy: Oh loneliness and cheeseburgers are a deadly combination.
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Homer: I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman.
Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum!
Homer: Oh, they have the internet on computers now!
Marge: I’ll just have a coffee.
Australian Bartender: Beer it is.
Marge: No, Cof-fee.
Marge: Coffee. C-O-…
Lisa: No thanks. Do you have anything with fruit?
Homer: This has got purple stuff in it. Purple’s a fruit.