Comic Book Guy: No banging your head against the display case, please. It contains a rare copy of Mary Worth in which she has advised a friend to commit suicide.
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Bart: Ah, man! I’m only ten and I already have two mortal enemies!
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’
Homer: Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that so called ‘Volunteers’ don’t even get paid?
Homer: Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
Dr. Nick: Oh no! You need booze!