Homer: Donuts … is there anything they can’t do?
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Bart: Ah, man! I’m only ten and I already have two mortal enemies!
Lionel Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film ‘The Neverending Story’
Homer: Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that so called ‘Volunteers’ don’t even get paid?
Homer: Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.
Lisa: It is better to remain silent and be thought the fool, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Homer’s Brain: Uh-oh, what did that mean? Better say something or they’ll think you’re stupid.
Homer: Takes one to know one!
Homer’s Brain: Swish!