Homer: Now I’ve had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Bart: Leonard Nimoy? What are you doing here?
Nimoy: Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near.
Man: Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
Nimoy: Surprise me.
Mo: Awww, ain’t that cute? Makes Little Debbie look like a pile of puke!
Madam: Are you wearing a grocery bag?
Homer: I have misplaced my pants.
Mr. Burns: Who is this Homer Simpson?
Smithers: Actually, he thwarted your campaign for governor, you ran over his son, he saved the plant from meltdown, and his wife painted you in the nude.
Mr. Burns: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Homer: Apu, if it’ll make you feel any better, I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead!