Homer: Now I’ve had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.
captivating quotations from movies, television, literature and people - curated by actual geeks.
Homer: Trying is the first step towards failure.
Grandpa: Ow! Today’s grass is much sharper than the grass in my day.
Mr. Burns: I bring looove!
Crowd: Kill it!
Smithers: No, wait! It’s Mr. Burns!
Willie: Aww, it’s Mr. Burns…Kill it! Kill it!
You came and you gave without flaking,
But I sent you Ben-gay,
You kissed me and stopped me from something…
Mo: You’re a pig. Barney’s a pig. Larry’s a pig. we’re all pigs… once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop, hose ourselves off, and act like human beings.