Homer: Now I’ve had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.
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Homer: Hello. My name is Mr. Burns.
Ticket Master: First name?
Homer: I don’t know.
It Was a Very Good Beer
When I was 17,
I drank some very good beer.
I drank some very good beer,
I purchased with a fake I.D.
My name was Brian McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was 17.
Mo: You’re a pig. Barney’s a pig. Larry’s a pig. we’re all pigs… once in a while, we can crawl out of the slop, hose ourselves off, and act like human beings.
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
Homer: Oh Lisa! You and your stories! Bart’s a vampire! Beer kills brain cells! Now let’s go back to that…building…thingie…where our beds and TV…is.