Homer: Now I’ve had my head in an elephant, a hippo, and a giant sloth.
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Homer: Your suitcase is light.
Lisa: Maybe you’re getting stronger.
Homer: Well, I have been eating more.
Marge: Homer, is that my good butter?
Homer: Quiet Marge! I’m trying to work. And now to write another delicious memo. Mmmmmmmmm…memo.
Mayor Quimby: Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with us digging up a corpse?
Homer: Whoops. Sorry, son. I didn’t know you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown.
Marge: The monkey’s on my part of the sofa.
Homer: Honey, he’s clearly marked his territory.