Homer: I’m pretty sure I can struggle my way out. First I’ll just reach in and pull my legs out … now I’ll pull my arms out with my face.

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Flaming Mo
When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with your wife.
But don’t throw in the towel
‘Cause there’s a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away.
At Flaming Moe’s.
Let’s all go to Flaming Moe’s.
Let’s all go to Flaming Moe’s.
When liquor in a mug
Can warm you like a hug.
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away.

Flanders: Calm down, Neddilly-diddily-diddily-diddily…. They did their best…. Shoddilly-iddily-iddily-diddly… Gotta be nice…. hostility-ility-bility-dility- Aw, hell, diddly-ding-dong-crap! Can’t you morons do anything right?