Sully: You can beat a dog and make him stay, but it’s fear, not respect.
Bosco: Who cares, as long as it’s too frightened to bite.
Davis: It’s gonna be a great day.
Sully: It’s a Monday. Mondays always suck.
Bosco: Oh yeah, like you’d be delighted if everyone thought you were a lesbian.
Grace: I’m a female cop. Everyone assumes I’m a lesbian.
Sully: Your mom still doing your laundry for you?
Davis: She doesn’t like when I use the machines, I always screw up the colors.
Sully: She still cutting the crusts off your sandwiches too?
Davis: Better that way.