Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
Category: Erma Bombeck
Erma Louise Bombeck (née Fiste; February 21, 1927 – April 22, 1996) was an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.