Dilbert: I’m addicted to e-mail. My endorphins spike when I get a message. When there are no messages, loneliness and despair overcome me.
Dogbert: Have you tried sending e-mail to yourself?
Dilbert: We don’t talk about that.
Category: Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adams (born June 8, 1957) is an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation.