If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it.
Category: George Burns
George Burns (January 20, 1896 – March 9, 1996), born Nathan Birnbaum, was an American comedian, actor and writer.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring close-knit family in another city.
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At my age, flowers scare me.
At my age, flowers scare me.