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George Burns

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it.

If I paid $3 or $4 for a cigar, first I’d sleep with it.

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George Burns

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

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Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I’m labeled senile.

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George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring close-knit family in another city.

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George Burns

At my age, flowers scare me.

At my age, flowers scare me.