Nobody goes right to work. I mean, screw the company – those first twenty minutes belong to you.
Category: George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American comedian, social critic, actor, and author.
Most people are paid just enough to keep them from quitting, for working just hard enough to keep from getting fired.
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
I used to be Irish Catholic; now I’m an American.
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The Pope wears loafers.
The Pope wears loafers.