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George Carlin

Nobody goes right to work. I mean, screw the company – those first twenty minutes belong to you.

Nobody goes right to work. I mean, screw the company – those first twenty minutes belong to you.

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George Carlin

Most people are paid just enough to keep them from quitting, for working just hard enough to keep from getting fired.

Most people are paid just enough to keep them from quitting, for working just hard enough to keep from getting fired.

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George Carlin

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

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George Carlin

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

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George Carlin

I used to be Irish Catholic; now I’m an American.

I used to be Irish Catholic; now I’m an American.

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George Carlin

The Pope wears loafers.

The Pope wears loafers.