I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.
Category: Jack Paar
Jack Harold Paar (May 1, 1918 – January 27, 2004) was an American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host, best known for his stint as host of The Tonight Show from 1957 to 1962. Time magazine's obituary noted that: "His fans would remember him as the fellow who split talk show history into two eras: Before Paar and Below Paar."
I’m complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it’s shredded.
Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it’s the rich people who keep saying it.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.