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Jack Paar

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

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Jack Paar

I’m complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it’s shredded.

I’m complicated, sentimental, lovable, honest, loyal, decent, generous, likable, and lonely. My personality is not split; it’s shredded.

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Jack Paar

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

Doing the show was like painting the George Washington Bridge. As soon as you finished one end, you started right in on the other.

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Jack Paar

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it’s the rich people who keep saying it.

Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it’s the rich people who keep saying it.

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Jack Paar

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.