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Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”

Whenever I date a guy, I think, “Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?”

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don’t even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can’t decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.