Robin Williams: When this whole thing happened, I thought the Statue of Liberty would change. Instead of “Give me your tired and your poor,” it would be her with a baseball bat going “You want a piece of me.”
Category: Robin Williams
Robin McLaurin Williams (July 21, 1951 – August 11, 2014) was an American actor and comedian. Starting as a stand-up comedian in San Francisco and Los Angeles in the mid-1970s, he is credited with leading San Francisco's comedy renaissance.
Jesus was an only child, and thank God, because who would want to be Jerry, the brother of Christ? That’s a tough gig. I’d imagine he ends up in a bar at the age of 30 going: “Yeah, I’m Jerry Christ, whoop dee doo. Jesus is a carpenter, I’m a plumber; you do the math! Yeah, I healed someone. Come here Spot, heel! Look at that!”
Canada’s like a loft apartment over a really great party.