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I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?

Chastity: I know you can be underwhelmed, and you can be overwhelmed, but can you ever just be, like, whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.

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Are you asking me out? That’s so cute. What’s your name again?

Bianca: Are you asking me out? That’s so cute. What’s your name again?

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We’re screwed!

Cameron: We’re screwed!
Micheal: No, hey, hey, no, I don’t want to hear that defeatest attitude. I wannna hear you upbeat!
Cameron (in a happy tone): We’re screwed!

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I burn, I pine, I perish.

Cameron: I burn, I pine, I perish.

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I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.

Kat: I guess in this society being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.

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Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today?

Mr. Stratford: Hello Katriana, make anyone cry today?
Kat: Sadly no, but it’s only 4:30.

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Where did you come from? Planet loser?

Bianca: Where did you come from? Planet loser?
Kat: As Opposed to Planet Look At Me! Look At ME!

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The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren’t out being impregnated.

Mr. Stratford: And I’ll get to sleep at night. The deep slumber of a father whose daughters aren’t out being impregnated.

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You may not be afraid of me, but I’m sure you’ve thought about me naked.

Patrick: You’re not afraid of me, are you?
Kat: Why would I be afraid of you?
Patrick: Most people are.
Kat: Well, I’m not.
Patrick: You may not be afraid of me, but I’m sure you’ve thought about me naked.
Kat: Am I that transparent? I want you. I need you. Oh baby oh baby!

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Maybe if we were the last two people on earth and there was no sheep. Are there sheep?

Boy: Maybe if we were the last two people on earth and there was no sheep. Are there sheep?

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Put her in your spank bank and move on.

Michael: Put her in your spank bank and move on.

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I have a question before we start. Do you think that’s safe considering you don’t have a liver?

Michael: I have a question before we start. Do you think that’s safe considering you don’t have a liver?
Patrick: Huh?
Micheal: Never mind.

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Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.

Patrick: Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.

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I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair;

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair;
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots,
And the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick;
It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you’re always right,
I hate it when you lie,
I hate it when you make me laugh;
Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you’re not around,
And the fact that you didn’t call.
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you;
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

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Hey, I’ve got news for you. I’m down with it, I got the 411, and you’re not gettin’ jiggy with some guy. I dont care how dope his ride is.

Mr. Stratford: Hey, I’ve got news for you. I’m down with it, I got the 411, and you’re not gettin’ jiggy with some guy. I dont care how dope his ride is.

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You’re eighteen, you don’t know what you want.

Mr. Stratford: You’re eighteen, you don’t know what you want.

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You know, there’s a difference between like and love.

Bianca: You know, there’s a difference between like and love. I like my Skechers but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack.

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Remove head from sphinctor and drive!

Kat: Remove head from sphinctor and drive!

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What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?

Patrick: What is it with this chick? She got beer-flavored nipples?