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Are you crying? Are you crying? There’s no crying in baseball.

Jimmy: Are you crying? Are you crying? There’s no crying in baseball!

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What’s your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat, and make a man out of me?

Kid: What’s your rush, dollbody? What do you say we slip in the back seat, and make a man out of me?
Dottie: What do you say I smack you around for a while?
Kid: Can’t we do both?

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Where’d you get that dress?

Doris Murphy: Where’d you get that dress?
Mae Mordabito: Borrowed it.
Doris Murphy: It don’t fit you, Mae, it’s too tight.
Mae Mordabito: I don’t plan on wearing it that long.
Doris: Ohh! I don’t know why you get dressed at all.

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Use your head…that lump three feet above your ass.

Jimmy: Use your head…that lump three feet above your ass.

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Lay off the high ones!

Dottie Hinson: Lay off the high ones!
Kit Keller: I like the high ones!
Dottie Hinson: Mule!
Kit Keller: Nag!

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Has anyone seen my new red hat?

Helen: Has anyone seen my new red hat?
Dottie: Oh, piss on your red hat.

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Her. M – mi – mil – mil – milky, milky. White, white. Milky white.

Shirley Baker: Her. M – mi – mil – mil – milky, milky. White, white. Milky white.
Evelyn Gardner: Mae. What are you giving her to read?
Mae Mordabito: Oh, what the difference does it make? She’s reading, okay? That’s the important thing. Now go away, go, shoo, shoo. Go ahead, Shirley, you’re doing good.
Shirley Baker: Thanks, Mae. Milky white bre – breasts.
Mae Mordabito: It gets really good after that. Look. The delivery boy walks in..

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Did you tell the cows you’d write?

Scout: Did you tell the cows you’d write?