Category: Almost Heroes

Almost Heroes is a 1998 adventure comedy film directed by Christopher Guest, narrated by Guest's friend and frequent collaborator Harry Shearer, and starring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry.

Almost Heroes

I hope Satan himself burns the flesh from your miserable bones.

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Lady: I hope Satan himself burns the flesh from your miserable bones.
Hunt: Good God, Lady.

Almost Heroes

Sir, there’s an old sayin’. “White water in the morning.”

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Pratt: Sir, there’s an old sayin’. “White water in the morning.”
Edwards: Yes?
Pratt: That’s it.

Almost Heroes

Mr. President, we have to give bears the right to vote… or bears will rise up and then bears will be in congress and we will be the ones performing in the circus, wearing little hats.

Edwards: Mr. President, we have to give bears the right to vote… or bears will rise up and then bears will be in congress and we will be the ones performing in the circus, wearing little hats.

Almost Heroes

When I am dead and have passed onto the next world, I want you to lower me from these gallows and… kiss my hairy buttocks!

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Bartholomew : When I am dead and have passed onto the next world, I want you to lower me from these gallows and… kiss my hairy buttocks!