Category: Analyze This

Analyze This is a 1999 gangster comedy film directed by Harold Ramis, who co-wrote the screenplay with playwright Kenneth Lonergan and Peter Tolan.

What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Dr. Sobel: What is my goal here, to make you a happy, well-adjusted gangster?

When I got into family therapy, this was not the “family” I had in mind!

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Dr. Ben Sobel: When I got into family therapy, this was not the “family” I had in mind!

What kind of sandwich ain’t too fattening?

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Guard: What kind of sandwich ain’t too fattening?
Jelly: A half a sandwich.

You flew all the way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Dr. Sobel: You flew all the way to Miami because you were unable to have an erection? You know you can take a pill for that.
Paul Vitti: Nah, a pill’s cheating. You start with that, the next thing you know you’re installing a whole hydraulic system down there. A hard-on should be achieved naturally or not at all.