Betelgeuse: Well, I attended Julliard, I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen The Exorcist about 167 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it! Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think? You think I’m qualified?
Beetlejuice is a 1988 American comedy fantasy film directed by Tim Burton, produced by The Geffen Film Company and distributed by Warner Bros.
Go ahead…make my millennium!
Betelgeuse: Go ahead…make my millennium!
Otho: Don’t mind her. She’s just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister.
Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.
Otho: Ugh. Deliver me from L.L. Bean.
Charles: And look at that kitchen. You’re finally going to be able to cook a decent meal.
Adam: Barb, honey… we’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore.
Adam: We’re not completely helpless, Barbara. I’ve been reading that book and there’s a word for people in our situation: ghosts.
Delia: Lydia, I have a chance to teach you something here. You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they’re dead or alive, will walk all over you.
Betelgeuse: Ya bunch of losers. You’re workin’ with a professional here!
My life is one big dark-room.
Lydia: My life is one big dark-room.