Category: Con Air

Con Air is a 1997 American action film directed by Simon West and produced by Jerry Bruckheimer, producer of The Rock.

Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Garland: Define irony. Irony is a bunch of idiots singing a song on plane made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

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I got a problem with a corpse.

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Local cop: I got a problem with a corpse.
Larkin: Yeah?
Local cop: Yeah, fell from the sky. I don’t think he’s an astronaut.

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What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years

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Post date May 16, 2012
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Garland Green: What if I told you insane was working a 50-hour week for fifty years, at the end of which they tell you to piss off. Ending up in some retirement village, hoping to die rather than suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn’t you consider that to be insane?

Tags aging, insanity, life, work

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He’s a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he’s so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.

Garland Greene: He’s a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he’s so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts.

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