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Hi Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were.

Linda: Hi Brad. You know how cute I always thought you were.

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People on ‘ludes should not drive.

Jeff Spicoli: People on ‘ludes should not drive.

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It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!

Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don’t shut up I’m gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

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Look at you

Mike Damone: Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I’m tellin’ ya, Rat, if this girl can’t smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

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Certainly there’s nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.

Jeff Spicoli: Certainly there’s nothing wrong with a little pizza on our time.

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All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.

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That was my skull! I’m so wasted!

Jeff Spicoli: That was my skull! I’m so wasted!

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I’m driving, you’re navigating. Where is this party?

Spicoli: I’m driving, you’re navigating. Where is this party?

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I mean don’t just walk in. You move across the room. And you don’t talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That’s what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

Mike Damone: I mean don’t just walk in. You move across the room. And you don’t talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That’s what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Mark Ratner: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Mike Damone: That’s the idea, Rat. That’s the attitude.
Mark Ratner: The attitude?
Mike Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don’t care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin’. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

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Aloha, Mr. Hand.

Jeff Spicoli: Aloha, Mr. Hand.

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What are you, people? On dope?

Mr. Hand: What are you, people? On dope?

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This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there!

Jeff Spicoli: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there!

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I came over to help you out with your math homework. I figured you could use it on such a hot day…

Mike Damone: I came over to help you out with your math homework. I figured you could use it on such a hot day…