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Full Metal Jacket

Better you than me.

Animal: Better you than me.

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Full Metal Jacket

Leave her for the mother loving rats!

Animal Mother: Leave her for the mother loving rats!

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Full Metal Jacket

Did your parents have any children that lived?

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Did your parents have any children that lived?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I’ll bet they regret that. You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

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This is my rifle! This is my gun!

Drill Instructor: This is my rifle! This is my gun!
Recruits: This is for fighting! This is for fun!