Lyle: Sorry, Stonebelly. The better man won, that’s all. Or, I should say, the one who brought mercenaries won; that’s all!
Category: George of the Jungle
George of the Jungle is a 1997 American live-action film adaptation of the cartoon of the same name. The film was produced by Walt Disney Pictures with Mandeville Films and originally released to movie theatres on July 16, 1997. It stars Brendan Fraser as the eponymous main character, a primitive man who was raised by animals in an African jungle; Leslie Mann as his love interest; and Thomas Haden Church as her treacherous fiancé.
Ape: “All of George’s secrets.” There’s the shortest book ever written.
George: To swing or not to swing? Swing.
Narrator: And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe.
Narrator: I said “awe.” A-W-E.
Narrator: That’s better.
Narrator: The jungle king was pleased to find that he looked pretty good in Armani.
George: Pretty darn good.
Narrator: Meanwhile, at a very expensive waterfall set…
Thor: You dragged me all the way out here to watch a guy in a leopard-skin bikini. If I wanted to see that, I would have stayed in Miami.
Narrator: Don’t worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.