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Sorry, Stonebelly. The better man won, that’s all. Or, I should say, the one who brought mercenaries won; that’s all!

Lyle: Sorry, Stonebelly. The better man won, that’s all. Or, I should say, the one who brought mercenaries won; that’s all!

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George of the Jungle

“All of George’s secrets.” There’s the shortest book ever written.

Ape: “All of George’s secrets.” There’s the shortest book ever written.

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George of the Jungle

To swing or not to swing? Swing.

George: To swing or not to swing? Swing.

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George of the Jungle

And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe.

Narrator: And so, onward and upward the tired trekkers trudged on feverished footsies on the perilous paths. When they beheld the mighty Ape Mountain, they reacted with awe.
Group: Aaaawwww.
Narrator: I said “awe.” A-W-E.
Group: Ooohhh.
Narrator: That’s better.

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George of the Jungle

The jungle king was pleased to find that he looked pretty good in Armani.

Narrator: The jungle king was pleased to find that he looked pretty good in Armani.
George: Pretty darn good.

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George of the Jungle

Meanwhile, at a very expensive waterfall set…

Narrator: Meanwhile, at a very expensive waterfall set…

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You dragged me all the way out here to watch a guy in a leopard-skin bikini. If I wanted to see that, I would have stayed in Miami.

Thor: You dragged me all the way out here to watch a guy in a leopard-skin bikini. If I wanted to see that, I would have stayed in Miami.

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Don’t worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.

Narrator: Don’t worry. Nobody dies in this story. They just get really big boo-boos.