Peter Malloy: So, I just said, “Mom, Dad, Sparky, I’m gay!”
Howard Brackett: What happened?
Peter Malloy: Well, my mom cried–for exactly ten seconds–my boss said, “Who cares,” and my Dad said, “But you’re so tall.”
Category: In & Out
In & Out is a 1997 American romantic comedy film directed by Frank Oz and starring Kevin Kline, Tom Selleck, Joan Cusack, Matt Dillon, Debbie Reynolds, and Wilford Brimley.
Think about John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn’t dance, he can hardly walk!
Howard Brackett: Howard Brackett is a big homo, queer, Mary, sissy man! He just came out at his big church wedding! Martha Stewart is furious!
Howard Brackett: This is my Peter, friend Peter! We just now ran into each other, here at the intersexual . . . homosection . . . intersection!
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I’m not gay!
Howard Brackett: I’m not gay!
Peter Malloy: What was Streisand’s eighth album?
Howard Brackett: Uh, “Color Me Barbra.”
Peter Malloy: Stud!
Howard Brackett: Everybody knows that!
Peter Malloy: Everyone where? The Little Gay-bar on the Prairie?!
Men do not dance. They work, they drink, they have bad backs, they don’t dance!
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Do I look like a homosexual?
Howard Brackett: Do I look like a homosexual?
Tom Halliwell: Would you walk for me?
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Repeat after me
‘Be a Man’ tape: Repeat after me: Yo!
Howard Brackett: Yo!
‘Be a Man’ tape: Hot damn!
Howard Brackett: Hot damn!
‘Be a Man’ tape: What a fabulous window treatment!
Howard Brackett: What a fab…
‘Be a Man’ tape: That was a trick!