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James and the Giant Peach

She won’t be coming down here with the spray. She’ll be coming down here with a shovel. It happened to my brother. Split him right down the middle. Now I have two half-brothers.

Earthworm: She won’t be coming down here with the spray. She’ll be coming down here with a shovel. It happened to my brother. Split him right down the middle. Now I have two half-brothers.

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It’s not dirt, but it tastes good.

Earthworm: It’s not dirt, but it tastes good.
Spider: Mmmmm. Better than ladybugs.
Ladybug: What?
Spider: Excuse me.

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He’s comitted pesticide!

The Grasshopper: He’s comitted pesticide!

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Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs.

The Centipede: Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs.

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The sun’s so hot! I’m fried!

Earthworm: The sun’s so hot! I’m fried!

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Excuse me sir, can you tell me where the Empire State Building is?

James: Excuse me sir, can you tell me where the Empire State Building is?
Man: You’re on top of it, kid.

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I can’t remember what fun is for.

James: I can’t remember what fun is for.