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What’s wrong, Mommy?

Ray Boyd: What’s wrong, Mommy?
Dorothy Boyd: First class, that’s what’s wrong. It used to be a better meal, now it’s a better life.

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On the surface, everything seems fine. I’ve got this great guy, and he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can’t live like that. It’s not the way I’m built.

Dorothy Boyd: On the surface, everything seems fine. I’ve got this great guy, and he loves my kid. And he sure does like me a lot. And I can’t live like that. It’s not the way I’m built.

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Anyone else would have left you by now but I’m sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you’re gonna show me the money.

Rod Tidwell: Anyone else would have left you by now but I’m sticking with you. And if I have to ride your ass like Zorro, you’re gonna show me the money.

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It’s not “show friends.” It’s show business.

Bob Sugar: It’s not “show friends.” It’s show business.

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Do you know that the human head weights eight pounds?

Ray Boyd: Do you know that the human head weights eight pounds?
Jerry: Did you know that Troy Aikman, in only 6 years has passed for 16-303 yards?
Ray: Do you know that the bees and dogs can smell fear?
Jerry: Did you know that the career record for hits is 4.256 by Pete Rose who is NOT in the Hall of Fame?
Ray: Do you know that my next door neighbor has three rabbits?
Jerry: I..I can’t compete with that!

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Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren’t completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow embarrassment?

Jerry: Have you ever gotten the feeling that you aren’t completely embarrassed yet, but you glimpse tomorrow embarrassment?

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I’ve had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.

Dorothy Boyd: I’ve had three lovers in the past four years, and they all ran a distant second to a good book and a warm bath.

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Do you want this jacket? I don’t need it. I’m cloaked in failure.

Jerry: Do you want this jacket? I don’t need it. I’m cloaked in failure.

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Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at “hello.”

Dorothy Boyd: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at “hello.”

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You complete me.

You complete me.