Megamind: I’ve made a horrible mistake. I didn’t mean to destroy you. I mean, I meant to destroy you, but I didn’t think it would really work. I’m so tired of running rampant through the streets. What’s the point of being bad when there’s no good to try and stop you? I had so many evil plans in the works – the illiteracy beam, typhoon-cheese, robo-sheep… Battles we will now never have. You know, I never had the chance to say goodbye. So it’s good that we have this time now…you know, before I destroy the place. Nothing personal, it just brings back too many painful memories.
Megamind is a 2010 American 3D computer-animated superhero comedy film directed by Tom McGrath, produced by DreamWorks Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures.1 The film premiered on October 28, 2010 in Russia, while it was released in the United States in Digital 3D, IMAX 3D and 2D on November 5, 2010. It features the voices of Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Jonah Hill, David Cross, and Brad Pitt.
Minion: We’ve had a lot of adventures together, you and I…
Megamind: Yes, Minion, we have.
Minion: I mean, most of them ended in horrible failure, but we won today, didn’t we, sir?
Megamind: Yes, Minion. We did it, thanks to you.
Minion: Code: We’re The Good Guys Now.
Megamind: Code: I Guess We Are.
I love you, random citizen!
Man in crowd: I love you, Metroman!
Metroman: And I love you, random citizen!
Megamind: You dare challenge Megamind?
Titan: This town isn’t big enough for two supervillains!
Megamind: Oh, you’re a villain all right, just not a super one.
Titan: Oh yeah? What’s the difference?
Megamind: OK. There’s no way she’ll find the secret entrance.
Roxanne: There’s a doormat here that says “Secret Entrance”!
Minion: I kept forgetting where it was.
You were right! I was…less right!
Megamind: Okay, Minion! You were right! I was…less right!
Megamind: He took the name: Metro Man, defender of Metrocity. I decided to pick something a little more humble: Megamind, incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
Megamind: I was 8 days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that? Clearly, it was time to move on.
Megamind: Here’s my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right… I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t.
Megamind: Imagine the most horrible, terrifying, evil thing you can possibly think of and multiply it… by six.
Nice save, Hal.
Hal: Wow. OK, the stuff they make you read on-air, that’s un-freaking-believable. It’s crazy.
Roxanne: I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
Hal: What I was trying to say was, I can’t believe that in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news.
Roxanne: Nice save, Hal.
There’s no place like evil lair.
Megamind: There’s no place like evil lair.