The Shoveller: We’re not your classic Superheros. We’re not the favorites. We’re the other guys. The guys nobody bets on. We’ve got a blind date with destiny! And it looks like she’s ordered the lobster.
Category: Mystery Men
Mystery Men is a 1999 American superhero comedy film directed by Kinka Usher and written by Neil Cuthbert and Bob Burden, loosely based on Burden's Flaming Carrot Comics, and starring (in alphabetical order) Hank Azaria, Claire Forlani, Janeane Garofalo, Eddie Izzard, Greg Kinnear, William H.
May the forks be with us!
The Blue Raja: May the forks be with us!
Mister Furious: Sweet dreams…. Lilac!! Yo! What’s up….. Tigerlilly!?!
Let’s do some carnage!
Baby Bowler: Let’s do some carnage!
It’s a crazy chicken world.
Baby Bowler: It’s a crazy chicken world.
The Invisible Boy: I am transparent.. I am a window… I am see-through… I am like Saran Wrap…
The Spleen: Since I was the one that smelt it, I would forever be… he who dealt it!
The Sphinx: We are number one! All others are number two or lower.
Junk it! Junk it now!
Sally: Junk it! Junk it now!
The Blue Raja: Well, I’m the Blue Raja. I’m not Stab Man. I’m not Knifey Boy. I’m the Blue Raja.
Mr. Furious: I’m a Pantera’s box you do not wanna open.
Casanova Frankenstein: It is “Pandora.”
Mr. Furious: Please don’t correct me, it sickens me.
Mr. Furious: I don’t need a compass to know which way the wind shines.