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Grandpa, if you had a chance to go back and do it all differently, what would you have changed?

Peggy Sue: Grandpa, if you had a chance to go back and do it all differently, what would you have changed?
Grandpa: Well, I would have taken better care of my teeth.

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So are you going to marry Mr. Blue Impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?

Michael: So are you going to marry Mr. Blue Impala and graze around with all the other sheep for the rest of your life?
Peggy Sue: No, I already did that.

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What’s the matter, have you and Charlie had a fight?

Mother: What’s the matter, have you and Charlie had a fight?
Peggy Sue: Yes.
Mother: What about?
Peggy Sue: House payments.

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I am a grown woman with a life time of experience that you can’t understand.

Peggy Sue: I am a grown woman with a life time of experience that you can’t understand.
Charlie: Yeah, girls mature faster than guys.

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I would be very careful about this if I were you. What if you fall into the hands of some madman with plans to manipulate your brain?

Richard Norvik: I would be very careful about this if I were you. What if you fall into the hands of some madman with plans to manipulate your brain?
Peggy Sue: Well, that’s why I was getting a divorce!

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Well, what’s the point of being a teenager if you can’t dress weird?

Charlie: Well, what’s the point of being a teenager if you can’t dress weird?

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I think I had a heart attack and died at the reunion!

Peggy Sue: I think I had a heart attack and died at the reunion!
Richard Norvik: Well, you look great for a corpse.

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We got married too young and ended up blaming each other for all the things we missed.

Peggy Sue: We got married too young and ended up blaming each other for all the things we missed.
Carol Heath: So, he started having affairs and you started getting depressed.

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The best thing about being a dentist. Pure pharmaceutical grade. Couple of lines of this, I could drill my own teeth.

Walter Getz: The best thing about being a dentist. Pure pharmaceutical grade. Couple of lines of this, I could drill my own teeth.