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You’re late.

Vivian: You’re late.
Edward: You’re stunning.
Vivian: You’re forgiven.

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So, what’s your name?

Vivian: So, what’s your name?
Edward: Edward.
Vivian: Really? That’s my favorite name in the whole world.

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In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

Vivian: In case I forget to tell you later, I had a really good time tonight.

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That would make you a… lawyer.

Vivian: That would make you a… lawyer.
Edward: What makes you think I’m a lawyer?
Vivian: You have that sharp, useless look about you.

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Can I call you Eddie?

Vivian: Can I call you Eddie?
Edward: Not if you expect me to answer.

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Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?

Store manager: Just how obscene an amount of cash are we talking about here? Profane or really offensive?
Edward: Really offensive.
Store manager: I like him so much.

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Well color me happy, there’s a sofa in here for two.

Vivian: Well color me happy, there’s a sofa in here for two.

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You work on commission right? Big mistake. Big. Huge! I have to go shopping now.

Vivian: I was in here yesterday. You wouldn’t wait on me. You work on commission right? Big mistake. Big. Huge! I have to go shopping now.

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Edward, Excuse me for saying this, but what the hell is wrong with you this week?

Stucky: Edward, Excuse me for saying this, but what the hell is wrong with you this week?

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Did I mention that my leg is 44 inches from hip to toe

Vivian: Did I mention that my leg is 44 inches from hip to toe, so basically we’re talking about 88 inches of therapy wrapped around you for the bargain price of three thousand dollars.

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Well I’m not trying to land him, I’m just using him for sex.

Vivian: Well I’m not trying to land him, I’m just using him for sex.

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You can freeze ice on his wife’s ass.

Vivian: You can freeze ice on his wife’s ass.

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I have never had anyone make me feel as cheap as you did today!

Vivian: I have never had anyone make me feel as cheap as you did today!
Edward: Somehow I find that hard to believe.

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…but I’m not wearing pantyhose!

Vivian: Look Honey! I’ve got a run in my pantyhose…but I’m not wearing pantyhose!

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I’m a safety girl.

Vivian: I’m a safety girl.

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I never treated you like a prostitute.

Edward: I never treated you like a prostitute.
Vivian: You just did.