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Kitty, what did my father always say?

Lex Luthor: Kitty, what did my father always say?
Kitty Kowalski: You’re losing your hair.
Lex Luthor: Before that.
Kitty Kowalski: Get out?

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Lex, you’re not a God.

Kitty Kowalski: Lex, you’re not a God.
Lex Luthor: Gods are selfish beings who fly around in little red capes and don’t share their power with mankind.

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But millions of people will die!

Lois Lane: But millions of people will die!
Lex Luthor: Billions! Once again, the press underestimates me.

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Wow, that’s really something Lex.

Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that’s really something Lex.
Lex Luthor: Wait for it.
Kitty Kowalski: Wow, that’s really something Lex. It’s freakin’ Gone with the Wind.

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Lois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one.

Perry White: Lois, Pulitzer Prizes are like Academy Awards, nobody remembers what you got one for, just that you got one.

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You will travel far, my little Kal-El, but we will never leave you-even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son.

Jor-El: You will travel far, my little Kal-El, but we will never leave you-even in the face of our deaths. You will make my strength your own. You will see my life through your eyes, as your life will be seen through mine. The son becomes the father. And the father, the son.

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How many “f’s” in “catastrophic”?

Lois Lane: How many “f’s” in “catastrophic”?

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What do you know about crystals?

Lex Luthor: What do you know about crystals?
Lois Lane: They make great chandeliers.

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This ordinary crystal is a seed, and all it needs is water.

Lex Luthor: This ordinary crystal is a seed, and all it needs is water.
Kitty Kowalski: Like Sea Monkeys?
Lex Luthor: Exactly, Kitty. Like Sea Monkeys.

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Mommy, are we trespassing?

Jason White: Mommy, are we trespassing?
Lois Lane: No. Yes. Shh!

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Well you’re back and everyone seems happy about it.

Lois Lane: Well you’re back and everyone seems happy about it.
Superman: Not everyone.

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Thanks for giving me my job back.

Clark Kent: Thanks for giving me my job back.
Perry White: Don’t thank me. Thank Norm Parker for dying!
Jimmy Olsen: It was his time.

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I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.

Jason White: I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.
Lex Luthor: Cute kid. And smart too. But we’re not really strangers are we?

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I just want to bring fire to the people, and I want my cut.

Lex Luthor: I just want to bring fire to the people, and I want my cut.

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Come on, let me hear you say it, just once.

Lex Luthor: Come on, let me hear you say it, just once.
Lois Lane: You’re insane.
Lex Luthor: No! No, not that the other thing.

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I hope this hasn’t put you off of flying. Statistically speaking, it’s still the safest way to travel.

Superman: I hope this hasn’t put you off of flying. Statistically speaking, it’s still the safest way to travel.