Jake Blues: I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Category: The Blues Brothers
The Blues Brothers, formally, variously The Blues Brothers' Show Band and Revue and The Blues Brothers' Rhythm and Blues Revue, are an American blues and rhythm and blues revivalist band founded in 1978 by comedy actors Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi as part of a musical sketch on Saturday Night Live.
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Illinois Nazis.
Elwood Blues: Illinois Nazis.
Jake Blues: I hate Illinois Nazis.
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Are you the police?
Mrs. Tarantino: Are you the police?
Elwood Blues: No, ma’am. We’re musicians.
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We’re on a mission from God.
Elwood Blues: We’re on a mission from God.
Elwood Blues: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country and western.
Elwood Blues: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues: Hit it!
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You fat penguin!
Elwood (to the mean nun): You fat penguin!
Elwood: I…I see the light! I see the light! The band!
Jake: The band?
Elwood: The band!
Both: The band!