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I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.

Constance: I enjoy gay people, but I just have a slight problem with my pregnant sister being in love with one of them.

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Don’t open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested!

Nina: Don’t open the door for any gas men. Unless you think either one of us would be interested!

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I like guys a lot, but I’m not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn’t see things the way I do… I mean do you really need this guy?

Nina: I like guys a lot, but I’m not going to waste my time with some guy that doesn’t see things the way I do… I mean do you really need this guy?

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I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.

Nina: I want you to be with me, I want you to marry me, I want you to love me the way that I love you.

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You have to pick one person and make it work.

Nina: You have to pick one person and make it work.

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Don’t fix your life so that you’re left alone right as you come to the middle of it.

Rodney: Don’t fix your life so that you’re left alone right as you come to the middle of it.

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If I wasn’t happily married and you weren’t my wife’s stepsister I’d have an affair with you in a second!

Sidney: If I wasn’t happily married and you weren’t my wife’s stepsister I’d have an affair with you in a second!

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One shouldn’t be too hard on oneself when the object of one’s affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

Rodney Fraser: One shouldn’t be too hard on oneself when the object of one’s affection returns the favor with rather less enthusiasm than one might have hoped.

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Have you noticed that you’re the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Rodney Fraser: Have you noticed that you’re the only practicing heterosexual at your Thanksgiving dinner?
Nina Borowski: I haven’t practiced for a while.