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Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.

Inigo Montoya: Do you hear that Fezzik? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man killed my father. The Man in Black makes it now.

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Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this

Vizzini: Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,” but only slightly less well known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!”

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Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?

Inigo Montoya: Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?
Miracle Max: The King’s stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We’re closed!

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You mocked me once. Never do it again!

Buttercup: You mocked me once. Never do it again!

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Get back, witch!

Miracle Max: Get back, witch!
Valerie: I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! And after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more!

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There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. ‘Twould be a pity to damage yours.

Westley: There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. ‘Twould be a pity to damage yours.

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Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow?

The Grandson: Grandpa, maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow?
Grandpa: As you wish.

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Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?

Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that?
Westley: Oh no. It’s just they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.

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Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that’s the worst thing I ever heard…how marvelous.

Count Rugen: Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? I think that’s the worst thing I ever heard…how marvelous.

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Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togetha today.

Minister: Mawwiage. Mawwiage is what bwings us togetha today.

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Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance, that’s going to get you in trouble someday.

Count Rugen: Good heavens, are you still trying to win? You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance, that’s going to get you in trouble someday.