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I’ve been spilling my guts all weekend and I don’t know a thing about you.

Kat Ellis: I’ve been spilling my guts all weekend and I don’t know a thing about you.
Nick Mercer: I’m allergic to fabric softener. I majored in comparitive literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I’d miss you even if we never met.

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(When asked by her mother what’s wrong)

(When asked by her mother what’s wrong)
Kat Ellis: Nothing a bottle of Jack and a straight razor won’t fix.

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Here’s to the husbands who won you, the losers who lost you, and the lucky bastards who’ve yet to meet you.

Nick Mercer: Here’s to the husbands who won you, the losers who lost you, and the lucky bastards who’ve yet to meet you.

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Your first time flying?

Airplane Passenger: Your first time flying?
Kat Ellis: My sister’s getting married and the best man is my ex. In case I chicken out, I want to know where all the exits are.

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Since he’s my stepdad, he’s technically not family; more like a hostage.

Kat Ellis: Since he’s my stepdad, he’s technically not family; more like a hostage.