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Sex is kinda like pizza. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

Stuart: Sex is kinda like pizza. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

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It’s kind of like when you go on vacation

Eddie: It’s kind of like when you go on vacation: you plan everything out, but then one day you make a wrong turn, or take a detour, and you end up in some crazy place you can’t even find on the map, doing something you never thought you’d do. Maybe you feel a little lost while it’s happening, but later you realize it was the best part of the whole trip.

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I think I found the source of your foul and mysterious odor.

Alex: I think I found the source of your foul and mysterious odor.

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You’re a very special girl. I think I’d like to get to know you a lot better. What are your dreams? Who IS Alex?

Very Scary Hairy Larry: You’re a very special girl. I think I’d like to get to know you a lot better. What are your dreams? Who IS Alex?
Alex: Gosh, let’s not talk.

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I used to make hospital corners. Now I don’t even wash my sheets.

Eddie: I used to make hospital corners. Now I don’t even wash my sheets.

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I love big words.

Alex: I love big words.